"Nancy's    Fancies"
' Just For The Fun Of It '

March 30, 2007

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On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 
for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state,
 her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, 
he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth 
over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the 
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him 
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the
results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, 
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally 
he found his voice and blurted out, 

"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, 
I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.