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Hello! My name is Lee O.. Welcome to AOL Live Technical Help. I am happy to address 
any technical issues you may have with AOL. I will be with you as soon as I finish 
reviewing your concern. Thanks for your patience.
Lee O.
Let me see if I've got this right. As I understand, you have question about why does
the mail status show Unknown for some AOL addresses. Is that correct?

AJSEILER
YES

Lee O.
Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention, and I am sorry to hear that you 
are having this concern.
Lee O.
Is this the first time you've contacted AOL to get assistance for this issue?

AJSEILER
YES. BUT IT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS NOW.

Lee O.
Thank you for the information.

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We are aware of this issue and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. 
We understand that mail status is an important feature of the AOL mail service, and 
we are working towards correcting this issue in the coming months.
Lee O.
Are there any other questions I can answer at this time?

AJSEILER
. . JUST FIX THIS INCONVENIENCE PLEASE.

Lee OI.
I understand you have a valid concern. I would feel the same way if I were 
in your situation . Rest assured, I will be submitting your feedback to the 
appropriate department so they can look deeper into this.
Lee O.


Lee O.
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AJSEILER
I'LL GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. BYE.

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried Chicken". She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't
have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
Chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they 
love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...



The 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed
trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving 
her warm milk to drink 
but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass
back to the kitchen. Then, remembering 
a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received 
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it 
and poured a generous amount
into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before
they knew it, she had finished the whole glass 
down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a 
good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly,
"Please give us some of your wisdom
before you leave us."

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow,
looked at them and said:
"Don't sell that cow."



Don't  Mess With Mature Ladies 
  


   
A  mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for  speeding... 

Older  Woman :  Is there a problem, Officer? 

Officer :  Ma'am, you were speeding. 

Older  Woman :  Oh, I see. 

Officer :  Can I see your license please? 

Older  Woman :  I'd give it to you but I don't have one.   

Officer :  Don't have one? 

Older  Woman :  Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.   

Officer :  I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.   

Older  Woman :  I can't do that. 

Officer :  Why not?

Older  Woman :  I stole this car. 

Officer :  Stole it? 

Older  Woman :  Yes, and I killed and hacked up the  owner.   

Officer :  You what? 

Older  Woman :  His body parts are in plastic bags 
in the trunk if you want to see   

The Officer looks at the  woman and slowly backs away to his car 
and calls for back up.  Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. 
A senior officer  slowly approaches the car, 
clasping his half drawn gun.   

Officer  2 :  Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle  please!
The  woman steps out of her vehicle..   

Older  woman :  Is there a problem sir? 

Officer  2 :  One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car 
and  murdered the owner. 

Older  Woman :  Murdered the owner?   

Officer  2 :  Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,  please. 

The  woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty  trunk.   

Officer  2 :  Is this your car, ma'am? 

Older  Woman :  Yes, here are the registration papers. 
The officer is quite  stunned.   

Officer  2 :  One of my officers claims that you 
do not have a driving license.   

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a 
clutch  purse and hands it to the officer. 

The officer examines the  license. He looks quite puzzled.   

Officer  2 :  Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told 
me you didn't have a  license, that you stole this car, 
and that you murdered and hacked  up the owner. 

Older  Woman :  Bet the liar told you I was speeding,  too.   


- -

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face 
and told her mother.
"Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,
"It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, 
"Really small was it?"

Sally replied, "No...salty!"

Two Rednecks having a beer ....

Two rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while, as the two became increasingly drunk the first redneck 
says to the second, 

'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you
was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, 
would that make us related?'

The second redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, 
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes 
thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, 
'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even.!

Whether or not you are a country fan, this is truly the work 
of a deep thinker, and highly intelligent person.  So simple, 
yet so profound.  Words of wisdom from that famous 
philosopher and songwriter, 
Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:

       "I have outlived my dick."




 " Jesus Knows You're Here" 
  

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight 
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight 
off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, 
he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could 
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 
'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, 
looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his 
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 



'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? 
Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' 





A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar 
voice of a colleague on the other end of the line,

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. 

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. 

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked,

"Is it serious?" 

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely.
"In fact, there are three doctors there already!"



An orthopedic surgeon was moving to a new office, and his 
staff was helping transport many of the items. I 
sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, 
and had fastened the seatbelt around it to
stop it falling over. I hadn't considered 
the drive across town. 

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in 
the car beside me became obvious, and 
I looked across and explained, 

"I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. 

"I hate to tell you, man," he said, "but I think it's too late!" 



Many of my friends have told me that all they ever get from me 
is dirty jokes and pictures. To change your minds, I wanted
to send you this picture I took of a duck a few weeks ago.  
I have been told it is pretty good as duck pictures go... 
So I'm sending it to you knowing that most of you 
are sportsmen and will appreciate it... 






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The lifeguard approached the young mother who was sunning 
herself beside the public pool. Her son was playing in the pool. 
 
"Mrs," he said, "I need to talk to you about your son's 
behavior in the pool." 
 
"What's he done wrong?" the mother asked. 
 
"He pees in the pool," the lifeguard answered. 
"I want you to tell him to stop." 
 
"Oh, come on," the mother replied. "Everyone knows 
kids will pee in the pool from time to time." 
 
"Yes," the lifeguard said, 
"But from the high diving board?" 





The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, 
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. 
I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, 
'Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?'

'Yes' the mother answered. 

'And how is your son now?' he asked. 

'Who cares?' she replied.

Dr. Jones, a young psychiatrist begins his practice in an
office building. After several weeks, he realizes 
that the older man he usually sees in the
elevator each morning and evening 
is Dr. Smith, also a psychiatrist.

Finally, after a month or two of frequently sharing
the elevator, Dr. Jones pulls his skewed tie, 
rakes his fingers through his disarrayed 
hair and approaches his colleague: 

“Dr. Smith,” he says. “Every day I step into this elevator in the
evening, exhausted and frazzled by the gut-wrenching 
stories of my patients, and you appear as calm 
and cool as you do each morning. Tell me, 
tell me please how to do it? How do you 
maintain your equanimity after 
listening to the woes 
of your patients.”

“My dear Dr. Jones,” replied the older man. 
“Who listens?”



At one time, BP inserted a siphon tube into the well
in the gulf to suck up all the oil from the spill.  
They’ve had a lot of experience in this area.

       This is the same tube they’ve been using to suck the money 
out of our wallets for the past fifty years!



It Always Starts With Coffee

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun 
In one hand pulling a buffalo with the other. 
He says to the waiter: 
  
"Want coffee." 

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... 
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, 
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, 
causing parts of the animal to splatter 
everywhere and then just walks out. 

The next morning the Indian returns. He has 
his shotgun in one hand, pulling another 
buffalo with the other. He walks up to 
the counter and says to the waiter: 

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're 
still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
 What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, 
  "Me training for position in 
United States Congress. . . 
- Come in - drink coffee
- shoot the bull 
- leave mess for others to 
clean up - disappear 
for rest of day." 

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 after the sweetness of LOW PRICE is forgotten."
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and see what you can find that is made in the USA. 
The JOB you SAVE may be your own 
or that of your neighbors!

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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, 
the world will know peace."
                                                              Jimi Hendrix

 

           

 

INVICTUS
Out of the night that covers me, 
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be,
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance,
I have winced but not cried aloud,
Under the bludgeonings of chance,
My head is bloodied but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears,
Looms but the horror of the shade.
And yet the menace of the years,
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.
                                                     William Earnest Henley