Many thanks to all and special thanks to
Tootsie, AngOBri,  Trish, Ewalds, Nekia,
for contributing to the content of today's page.

"Start every day off with a smile - and get it over with!"
We can't control the wind, but we can adjust our sails.

My deepest thanks to the many readers who were kind enough 
to send me their prayers and best wishes at this time of crisis
in my life. Been a rough couple of weeks since having 
a massive coronary and rebounding, as well as can 
be expected, from all the traumatic occurrences 
that followed. Knowing that there are so many 
friends out there is quite inspiring.
 I will do what I can to continue 
THE COPY MACHEEN as best
 I can.  For now, I'm just 
taking one day at a time.

AJ

One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient
a urine sample container and tell him to fill it up in the bathroom.
A few minutes later, he returned to my nurse's station
with an empty cup.
"I didn't need this after all," he said.
"There was a toilet in there."
 


On Missing School -
  The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
  "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
  "Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week,"
replies the voice.
  "Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

  We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice,
  "I hope it is all right."

  "I guess that would be fine," says the principal.
"May I ask who is calling?"

  "Sure. This is my father!"



A man goes to the doctor and reports that
he hasn't been feeling well.
The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of pills.

"Take the green pill with a big glass of water
when you get up," the doctor says.

"Take the blue pill with a big glass
of water after lunch.

Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill 
with another big glass of water." 

Startled to be put on so much medicine 
the man stammers, "My goodness, Doc, 
exactly what's my problem?" 

Says the doctor, "You're not drinking enough water."

Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice -
A big dick or a good memory.  I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 
don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly,
Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small, 
(obviously before touch-tone which can be quite stimulating.....)

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
      A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. 
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
      A: Breasts don't have eyes.

16. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!!

The Mexican Maid
  
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
 
The wife was upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria why do you feel you deserve a pay increase?"
  
Maria: " Well Senora, there are three reasons
why I want an increase.
First, I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria:  "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh".
  
Maria: "The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who says you are a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh".
  
Maria: "And the third reason is that I am a better lover than you. 
Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
  
SHE GOT THE RAISE

With The Continuing Hope that
Happier Days Are Ahead For The World,
we all should be thinking ahead to November.
Keep Informed. Learn the Candidates and their
 positions on the important issues of the day.
 Then, VOTE your conscience with a Sensitive Regard
to Fairness and Justice. That is the very least demanded 
and deserved of us in these critical times. Indeed, at stake  
is the future of our Nation  !

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, 
the world will know peace."
                                                              Jimi Hendrix

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