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BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want
to spend a Fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 
30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No More blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.
When she explained the frog's ability to her husband,
he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off! ..

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this act again.
                                                                              
                                                                                

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
and the frog reading cook books.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied,
'If I can teach this frog to cook too ....... 
YOU ARE OUT OF HERE !! '
                                                                                                                                        Tnx - DonJoey

OOPS !!

A young Swedish au pair had been working for this couple for over a year.
While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still struggled with the English language.

One day she informed the Lady of the House, that her boyfriend 
in the Army was coming for a visit.

"That's wonderful. How long is his furlough?" asked the lady.

"Oh ... about the same as your husband's, 
but a little bit thicker."
 

BETTER THAN CHEMICAL SUN SCREEN

Most of my friends are over 60 and should be 
doing this every time they go to the beach!
 
The older you get, the more important it 
is, to protect your nose from the sun!

THE 11th COMMANDMENT
ESPECIALLY FOR POLITICIANS

“Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff”

EDITORIAL

Japanese View of the 'Palestinians'

Talk about one picture being worth a THOUSAND words.

Is the world just plain stupid? 
An interesting questionnaire for Palestinian Advocates 
By Yashiko Sagamori 

If you are so sure that " Palestine , the country, goes back through 
most of recorded history," I expect you to be able to answer 
a few basic questions about that 'country' of Palestine : 

1. When was it founded and by whom? 

2. What were its borders?

3. What was its capital? 

4. What were its major cities?

5. What constituted the basis of its economy?

6. What was its form of government? 

7. Can you name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat? 

8.. Was Palestine ever recognized by a country whose existence, 
at that time or now, leaves no room for interpretation? 

9. What was the language of the country of Palestine ?

10. What was the prevalent religion of the country of Palestine ? 

11. What was the name of its currency? Choose any date in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of the Palestinian monetary unit against the US dollar, 
German mark, GB pound, Japanese yen, or Chinese Yuan on that date. 

12. And, finally, since there is no such country today, what caused 
its demise and when did it occur? 

You are lamenting the "low sinking" of a "once proud" nation.. Please tell me, 
when exactly was that "nation" proud and what was it so proud of?

And here is the least sarcastic question of all: If the people you mistakenly call "Palestinians" are anything but generic Arabs collected from all over -- 
or thrown out of -- the Arab world, if they really have a genuine 
ethnic identity that gives them right for self-determination, 
why did they never try to become independent until Arabs 
suffered their devastating defeat in the Six Day War?

I hope you avoid the temptation to trace the modern day "Palestinians" to 
the Biblical Philistines: substituting etymology for history won't work here. 

The truth should be obvious to everyone who wants to know it. Arab countries 
have never abandoned the dream of destroying Israel ; they still cherish it today. 
Having time and again failed to achieve their evil goal with military means, 
they decided to fight Israel by proxy. For that purpose, they created 
a terrorist organization, cynically called it "the Palestinian people" 
and installed it in Gaza , Judea, and Samaria .. How else can you 
explain the refusal by Jordan and Egypt to unconditionally 
accept back the "West Bank" and Gaza , respectively? 

The fact is, Arabs populating Gaza, Judea, and Samaria have much less claim to nationhood than that Indian tribe that successfully emerged in Connecticut 
with the purpose of starting a tax-exempt casino: at least that tribe had a 
constructive goal that motivated them. The so-called "Palestinians" 
have only one motivation: the destruction of Israel and, in my 
book, that is not sufficient to consider them a nation" -- 
or anything else except what they really are: 
a terrorist organization that will 
one day be dismantled.

In fact, there is only one way to achieve peace in the Middle East . Arab countries 
must acknowledge and accept their defeat in their war against Israel and, 
as the losing side, should, pay Israel reparations for the more than 
50 years of devastation they have visited on it. The most 
appropriate form of such reparations would be the 
removal of their terrorist organization from 
the land of Israel and accepting Israel's 
ancient sovereignty over 
Gaza , Judea, and Samaria . 

That will mark the end of the Palestinian people.
 What are you saying again was its beginning?

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