Many thanks to all and to
Trish, AngOBri, MRuss74101, Heartlace7
for contributing to the content of today's page.

"Start every day off with a smile - and get it over with!"

MAXINE COLLECTION
some older - some newer
Thanks -  MRuss74101

 








        



     



        



       



           



         



 

 

THREE REASONS TO LIVE IN A WARM CLIMATE

ONE



and The Other Two




QUICKIES
- - -
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, 
is he still wrong?
- -
Q: how does the blonde car pool work?
A: they all meet at work at 7:45.
- -
What nickname is most used by blondes in
order to boost their popularity?

B. J. 
- -
Q: what did the blonde do when her doctor told her 
she had sugar in her urine?
A: she peed on her corn flakes. 
- -
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. 
The guy asks the doctor, 
"What do you think is wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "I can clearly see you're nuts." 
- -
Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.
John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?

Bob: I'm not sure. Remind me -- 
what was your wife's maiden name? 
- -
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday. 
- - 
Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 
- -
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. 
The little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger,"

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said, 
"I'm here for a urine test." 
- -
What did the blonde's mom say to her before
the blonde's date?

If you're not in bed by 12, come home. 
- -
What's the space between a man's wallet and his penis called?
A waste!
- -
Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open?
A: So their brains can breathe. 
- -
Q: how do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. 
- - 
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: a brain tumor.
- -
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher Learning?
A: A Visitor.
-How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I don't know, it's never happened! 
- -
Why do women have legs?
So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen! 
- -
Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel. 
- -
What do you call a women who knows where 
her husband is each night?
A: Widow. 
- -
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. 
He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. 
His father replied that it was the perfect penis. 
The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down 
in front of his classmates.

"What's that?" asked Jenny.

"Well," said Johnny, "if it was about 3 inches smaller, 
it would be the perfect penis."' 
- -
Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
A: The head Nurse! 

“No man's life, liberty, or property is safe 
while the legislature is in session.” 
Mark Twain (1866)  
-
“There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...
save Congress.”  
Mark Twain
-  
“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”
Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995) 
-
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
Unknown 

We All Continue To Hope That
Happier Days Are Ahead For The World
Now lets think ahead to November.
Keep Informed. Learn the Candidates’ positions on
the important topics of the day and then
VOTE your conscience with a
Sensitive Regard for Fairness and Justice.
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you know
is fighting some kind of battle!"

AND 
BRING THEM HOME,
NOW . . . ALIVE!

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, 
the world will know peace."
                                                              Jimi Hendrix

" WOW "

http://www.thecopymacheen.com

WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW
JOKES and CARTOONS
PLEASE SHARE YOUR FAVORITES.
WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO INCLUDE THEM
IN FUTURE ISSUES FOR ALL TO ENJOY
Please use the "Feedback" or "E-Mail links.

         

BECAUSE OF THE POTENTIAL OF VIRUSES,
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS.
ATTACHED FILES WILL BE DELETED.

ALL ISSUES CONTAIN COPY, EITHER
"BORROWED" FROM OTHER PUBLISHERS
OR CONTRIBUTED BY READERS
~~~~ MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL ~~~~
IF YOU SEE AN ITEM WITH COPYRIGHTS, LET ME KNOW
SO THAT PUBLICATION RIGHTS MAY BE PROCURED as well as
 ALLOW ME TO PLACE CREDIT WHERE IT IS RIGHTFULLY DUE.
REMEMBER - IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY.

For an E-MAIL REMINDER
of every issue !
It's always FREE

If you are reading this and have not yet signed up,

DO IT NOW

and

. . . LET'S US KNOW YOU'RE THERE . . . 

 

SUBSCRIBE  to THE COPY MACHEEN
ajseiler@aol.com

BARNEGAT LIGHTHOUSE

"OLD  BARNEY"
Long Beach Island
Barnegat Light, NJ

USE YOUR BACK BUTTON TO RETURN TO MAIN PAGE
AFTER VIEWING ABOVE SITE

  Barnegat Sunset

                                                                       The Fleet